SASA's Blog (4)

NASA’s claim to have opened the first newsagents shop in space and to have sold their own magazine to the occupants of the Mir Space Station came under fire today. The claim bought an immediate reaction from SASA whose spokesperson gave the following statement at a hastily convened press conference in the village library earlier today:…

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It has long been known that a particular frame of the footage taken by the Mars Lander many years ago, showed an unaccountable blur as though something had moved at high speed in front of the lens. The speed was such that the blur lasted for only a single frame and scientists dismissed "frame 1078" (as it became known) as a trick of the light.

Stradbroke Local History Group claims to have always known the truth - but they have not been able to get… Continue

Following the earlier reported criticism from NASA over the use of cardboard as heat shield material for re entry protection; Stradbroke Parish Council reacted angrily today, claiming that NASA were frightened of ceding their pre eminent position in space exploration to a small Suffolk village.

The Parish Council who claim to lead the official village space program issued a statement to the waiting press and TV cameras "We know we speak for the… Continue

Stradbroke fails to put man in space

Stradbroke manned space attempt fails to take off.

"A brave try but ultimately flawed" said NASA "the use of cardboard as a heat shield for re entry is not something we would recommend"



The Stradbroke Mission Control team in their HQ at Pre School watched the launch shortly after 13.00 hours Greenwich Mean Time. In atrocious weather conditions of freezing temperatures and snow… Continue